These Pictures Deserve to be SEEN, bitchazz

Origami got me nowhere but here.

Maybe we should all go turn off a TV. Shocka-hoochian strings. An initial blast of camels kept down the allergies. The night started out with high spirits and a couple of bottles of TeAwa. Dan brought his new fancy book of origami polyhedra which confused everybody and generally left a bad taste. But after Dan caught a couple tetrahedron mid air, to the applause of the artist, everything settled into a productive ongoingness.

Leo made a water color of Dan and the cycle of Toxo, Alley showed off his graffiti skillz, Kat beat down sick tune on the synth and Dan failed at making a heptagonal dipyramid.

Then we all busted into a fat pillow sack of fries and watched Dan do some arial twistas.

Mystery plant with mustard, melted cheese on toast with onions, Camel Lights, PBR, Auto Moto Wine.

Rhombitruncated Cuboctahedron Stop sign. Borderline vandalism. Are you tweeting that? Lately, Dan has been super in to polyhedrons (insert nerd voice here, push up glasses). The night started out tame. Pens, rubber bands and a broken mirror. What seemed like a normal tipsy art night, however, would become much, much more. "Hold the phone," Dan said, applying tape to the model of the rhombitruncated cuboctahedron that we plan on erecting full stop sign scale. It will be like tumor. A tumor stop sign. Reminding the people both of the need to stop and of imminent death. "Yes", Dan cackles, sniffling through a fresh wave of allergic phlegm.

Dan spills the Whiskas. Dan the cat, that is. If you get Dan excited, he can catch things with both his hands-- his paws? His hands. "I find that fascinating," says Dan the human. "It's rare that you can find an animal with such prolific strength".

A sneeze.

In all seriousness, I believe it is fair to say that Art night is heading in a new direction. We are leaving the comfortable confines of the Waard! street kitchen, entering the street, the grocery store, the liquor cabinet. Community art is the name of the game and frankly, the Seagull always wins.

Never again will I buy bougy bread....

I basically have all the bread now. All. Of. It.

Cheese Pyramid Food Coloring Simpler Times Gin n Tonic Orange Chicken Catnip French Fries

11:11: Make a wish, motherfuckers.

Basically, tonight we wanted cubes... and we... we kinda got cubes. God didn't make the world out of cubes. He made it out of loaves.

Nat burned a piece of bread, and we knew the night was over.

Dan attacked us, and then Dan gave Dan drugs.

For Christmas, Dan is cat-sitting Kat's cat Dan.

Red, blue, and green food coloring added to cheese, microwaved at the beverage setting, baked over a pyriamid of teal-infused bread "cubes" results in "the color of cheese."

Ideas to remember:

- Pyramid Pizza

- Pyramid S'more

- Rogue catering company

- A song titled "BART is a good conductor" = triple entendre. Figure it out.

- http://cats.about.com/cs/healthissues/a/agechart.htm

- What state would you date? "Oklahoma. Because she can cook.... it looks like a frying pan."

- Kum & Go: We Go All Out! (It's a gas station, so you know they get it.)

- Ideas to remember

Happy hella-dayz.

Love,

the gang

Cheap Red Wine Chipotle Chips Tiny Coco Donuts

The sorts of the evening

He was acting pretty crazy before... lets be real. Regret sets in. I got my baby high. Drunk hick-ups. Classic. This thursday we got out the old paper machete. Know in france as wet newspaper art. Hadn't touched the stuff in years. K-Town made Christ balls into family portraits, illuminating her relatives more enigmatic qualities. I'm going to make an artichoke. I'm going to make a bird. And so the Christmas spirit was endowed over cheap wine and even cheaper donuts. After more frank words about and dick-weeds and Californians in general we cut to the chase and got the cat really stoned.

Getting to know others makes me feel....